Tuesday, October 20, 2009

UCONN Football

Everybody knows I like to take that slimey Jim Calhoun and his nefarious cheat to win mentality to task. The guy leaves a grease spot when he's running. That being said anybody else get a chilling, yeah like looking into the eyes of a cornered Dave Bliss or a hungry Jeffery Dahmer, bad taste in their mouth when the UCONN football coach talks about his star player's death.

The dude, if not suffering from some sort of palsy (and if so, ignore this and my apologies to the man), speaks through this tragedy with a half-smile. At first I thought maybe it's a defensive tough guy posturing mechanism, but the more clips I've seen of him, it's becomming grossly obvious he's clearly enjoying and somewhat reveling in the spotlight. Grotesque.

I don't need Dick Vermeil tears but I also don't need a guy who's a borderline Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy enjoying the attention brough to him by the brutal death of one of his "family." Both Calhoun and the ladies coach Geno shockingly have someone in Storrs beating them to the dark corners, thin shadows and deepest shades in the athletic facility and it's not even close.

Compared to this dooschbag those guys look like eagle scouts. And for the record, both of those guys for all their moral flaws love their players and wouldn't even recognize the opportunities for self-promotion the football coach has jumped into.

And while on the subject of smarmy coaches, that Urban Meyer commercial is TURRIBLE. Somebody needs to take these two clowns neither of whom has learned the concept of a poker face and drop them off on an island somewhere. Urban can't hide how giant his ego is, like Barry Bonds his head is growing with each year, he's probably one of those vain mid-life crisis guys mainlining HGH to stay young and he needs to be deposit in the pacific somewhere.

The UCONN football coach should join them since he can't contain his happiness to be getting some extra time on the ESexPN networks. I'd love to play some No Limit Texas Hold 'em poker with these idiots, nothing better than fools that think they are smarter than everybody else and can't help tripping on the own ego. Maybe we should send them to the poker island.

As for me coming after the guy take a look at this video pre death...



Now the one post death.



The dude is little different between the two and you tell me the guy isn't creepy in his detachment and you can't see he's enjoying the attention just a little bit. Sick.

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