Bounce back week.
It won't be Jason Campbell bouncing back. The Auburn grad is devoutly religious and prays everyday, and I think, surely he always says a special thank you for LSU grad Jamarcus Russell being in the league. How bad is Jamarcus? Really? Maybe he can get a gig in the circus throwing the ball through the uprights on his knees from the 50 because he sure can't get that skill to translate into being a decent make that half-decent make that indecent looking quarterback.
He's none of those because he can't play any form of quarterback. He'd probably struggle to hold the clipboard. His regression makes me wonder if you put a gun to the heads of the front office in San Diego, and made the Chargers chose between him and Ryan Leaf, they might just take Ryan Leaf again. I don't even know how sports gambling websites would handicap that race.
And Perry I love the "Pump the Brakes" line, seen tropic thunder recently... I think so. Unfortunately your picks look more like they were done by Ben Stiller's character's, Simple Jack , so perhaps you should quote him. Good flick, but, the best part of that movie was Tom Cruise. Yeah, the crazy scientologist...
His unexpected humor was a bit like Donovan McNabb showing flashes like he was playing three years ago. Bounce back is on, the redskins get trampled in a sea of gang green and the Iggles pull out a convincing win. And perry, before you step up "Take a big step back..."
Alright, it's no fun picking on Perry, and harbor no Les Grossman anger to him. Why kick a man when he's down. It'll turn around, puss. And to show I empathazie, that's why I'm taking the Iggles this week and rooting for your squad. I want this cooler to end. I mean your picks are colder than a pair of dice fondled by Eddie B... or any of the sportsbook tickets Eddie B has ever woken up to in his pockets... or Eddie B swimming upstream against the tickle.
I'll save my "scorched earth" for someone else and pull for you to get off the schneid.
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