Give me the Saints

I know, I know. That line's way too big. It took overtime last year in the playoffs. Payback's a bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything says the Vikings will keep it close. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Saints by double digits. Look out league it wasn't a fluke. And fans, look for a special Who Dat before kick off.


-Before Roro gets in a dizzy tizzy, I'll say what he's too scared to say.... the Cowboys will be super bowl champions this year and I'll be rooting for the winning home team on Turkey day and the same team in the doozy of a NFC Championship game.



Deadskins:


-Mike Shanahan always looks like he's passing a Buick. Everyday he he looks at Albert Haynesworth he must feel like he's passing one too.


-It'll feel like the Boys are playing the feeble eagles four times with McNabb quarterbacking in DC. It's okay McNabb will look like he's back in Philly as his uni gets green from eating turf all day.


-Dan Synder is probably the only man that could throw Scrooge McDuck's money at a whore and consider himself lucky to get a handjob. He's getting another one this year.


Iggles:


Andy Reid's stomach just finished eating his brain. No idea if that will be an improvement to his quarterback decision matrix that left him with Kevin Kolb and Mike Vick or not. Of the two choices, one guy trained pitbulls to maul each other to death, the other's arm throws like a pitbull is hanging from it.


The Iggles were the first team to put a jail in their stadium. No shocker there since these are the same people that boo Santa Claus and drink the downstream water of New Jersey. This year the only way they'll keep the fans there is if they keep 'em all locked in their little jail cell from weeks 1 and 2 when the season takes a turn for the ugly. This season will be about as humorless as an early morning breakfast with Ron Jaworski and Joe Theisman after they double teamed one of Steve Phillips ESPN's sloppy seconds. Yeah that's one of them below.


Gmen:


A Thundering herd of GNicksa@yahoo.com s. Ooh, scary. Lock up your girlfriends they are about to get leered at, creeped out, and shrugged at repetitively. How this franchise has multiple superbowls is as mystifying as how Mike Tyson can keep an armada of carrier pigeons without constantly picking feathers out of his teeth when he remembers he's Mike Tyson and eats them whole.


They live in New Jersey and share a home there with other New Yorkers. I've seen this show it's called the Jersey Shore. Eli Manning is that bitch Ronnie who can't hold his liquor, can't keep his girl, and thinks the fat chick he's hooking up with is actually twins. Their runningback looks like JWow but really is a lumpy Snooki. Btw, The Situation is playing for the Jets this year and he just got re-signed.


--If you guys are going to bring it, I suggest you bring it, because you just got doused in a juice-soon.