Sunday, September 26, 2010
Cincy -3
Loving some of the games this weekend. So in honor of all the birth/pregnancy announcements in the last week, I am going to provide you some picks that are pregnant with possibility. Got a kid on the way? Already have two or three? Then here is your opportunity to start setting aside soem college money.
Bang the Bengals -3. Easy cover for my LOW. I am going to give you the opportunity to stop now. DO NOT READ ANY MORE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE RICH AND MAKE LOTS OF MONEY.
Okay - you are obviously still with me. Congratulations -- you now have a chance to parlay your winnings using my bonus picks.
Cowboys +3 -- dont get fooled by this game. Cowboys win in desparation with their backs up against the wall.
Redskins -4.5 -- do or die for the Skins. They win this game by a touchdown at least.
49ers -3 -- KC shouldn't be 2-0. San Fran bounces back in a tough road game to cover this spread.
Saints -3 -- these guys own Atlanta like General Sherman.
The picks are in. Locked and loaded. Earn some coin or ignore my wisdom.
Either way, consider the lion paid.
PTL
Bang the Bengals -3. Easy cover for my LOW. I am going to give you the opportunity to stop now. DO NOT READ ANY MORE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE RICH AND MAKE LOTS OF MONEY.
Okay - you are obviously still with me. Congratulations -- you now have a chance to parlay your winnings using my bonus picks.
Cowboys +3 -- dont get fooled by this game. Cowboys win in desparation with their backs up against the wall.
Redskins -4.5 -- do or die for the Skins. They win this game by a touchdown at least.
49ers -3 -- KC shouldn't be 2-0. San Fran bounces back in a tough road game to cover this spread.
Saints -3 -- these guys own Atlanta like General Sherman.
The picks are in. Locked and loaded. Earn some coin or ignore my wisdom.
Either way, consider the lion paid.
PTL
Monday, September 20, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Back to Back with the Saints...
Man this cc line game is turgid. Redbone comes out talking smack and doesn't even get a pick in week one. Do you Internet invalids not realize you can get these posts delivered to your email inbox and even post from there?
First off, looking back to last week, one great pick and one horrid one.
Let's start with the bad. Ro-ro, I thought this was the year the Texans finally got over the hump vs. the Colts. They did. Plus, Super Bowl losers rarely make the playoffs the following year... that means they drop divisional road games. Still, it's the Colts and Peyton Manning so I can see why you told conventional wisdom to download a brownload. Great line, which saves you from any more abuse.
Blake: Dolphins + Bills. Apparently Buffalo is frigid and turgid. Great pick. Nice win for the Skins at FedEx and nice class in not rubbing it in our faces either. Though as I told you on the phone during halftime, and it became true at the end, the Donovan McNabb era looks a lot like the Jason Campbell era. Zero touchdowns and if not for a defensive fluke play the offense is sputtering. Shanahan always wins early in the season. With Elway and TD, he won late in the season, lets see if Portis (who he already traded away once) and McNabb can do the same.
Alright, I'm taking the Monday Nighter and the Saints again.
I like the Niners to show up but the Saints are too much. Double digits again.
Oh and to spice things up a bit, and taking a page out of Kissal's book, I'm giving the leader of the CCLine come late October 5% of me in one of the tournaments I play in at the Harrahs Circuit Event. I will do the same at the end of the year for one of the January tournaments. I cash in about one out of four tournaments, so there's upside, sometimes the prize pools get juicy too. I have it: Bill 0-0-1, Blake 1-0-0, Rory 0-1-0. Correct?
The rest of you feel free to offer something of value (or for that matter something worthless) too.
First off, looking back to last week, one great pick and one horrid one.
Let's start with the bad. Ro-ro, I thought this was the year the Texans finally got over the hump vs. the Colts. They did. Plus, Super Bowl losers rarely make the playoffs the following year... that means they drop divisional road games. Still, it's the Colts and Peyton Manning so I can see why you told conventional wisdom to download a brownload. Great line, which saves you from any more abuse.
Blake: Dolphins + Bills. Apparently Buffalo is frigid and turgid. Great pick. Nice win for the Skins at FedEx and nice class in not rubbing it in our faces either. Though as I told you on the phone during halftime, and it became true at the end, the Donovan McNabb era looks a lot like the Jason Campbell era. Zero touchdowns and if not for a defensive fluke play the offense is sputtering. Shanahan always wins early in the season. With Elway and TD, he won late in the season, lets see if Portis (who he already traded away once) and McNabb can do the same.
Alright, I'm taking the Monday Nighter and the Saints again.
I like the Niners to show up but the Saints are too much. Double digits again.
Oh and to spice things up a bit, and taking a page out of Kissal's book, I'm giving the leader of the CCLine come late October 5% of me in one of the tournaments I play in at the Harrahs Circuit Event. I will do the same at the end of the year for one of the January tournaments. I cash in about one out of four tournaments, so there's upside, sometimes the prize pools get juicy too. I have it: Bill 0-0-1, Blake 1-0-0, Rory 0-1-0. Correct?
The rest of you feel free to offer something of value (or for that matter something worthless) too.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Colts -2
the texans always choke against the colts...see capitals nhl playoffs...and I suspect they will do so again. they'll probably be winning at halftime. if the colts can keep super mario off peyton they should light them up and I dont see texans keeping up. you get a small line on the colts take advantage road opener or not. conventional wisdom would say avoid road favorites especially in home opener. I tell conventional wisdom to download a brownload.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Dolphins -3
Oh you can bang this one and thank me later. Bills are hur-ting. Dolphins roll in Buffalo.
Looking forward to heading to FedEx on Sunday night for the big opener. Huge game and the environment should be electric. I'm excited to see what McNabb can do for us.
Go ahead and fatten up your accounts. It's going to be a long, juicy season.
PTL
Looking forward to heading to FedEx on Sunday night for the big opener. Huge game and the environment should be electric. I'm excited to see what McNabb can do for us.
Go ahead and fatten up your accounts. It's going to be a long, juicy season.
PTL
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Give me the Saints
I know, I know. That line's way too big. It took overtime last year in the playoffs. Payback's a bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything says the Vikings will keep it close. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Saints by double digits. Look out league it wasn't a fluke. And fans, look for a special Who Dat before kick off.
-Before Roro gets in a dizzy tizzy, I'll say what he's too scared to say.... the Cowboys will be super bowl champions this year and I'll be rooting for the winning home team on Turkey day and the same team in the doozy of a NFC Championship game.
Deadskins:
-Mike Shanahan always looks like he's passing a Buick. Everyday he he looks at Albert Haynesworth he must feel like he's passing one too.
-It'll feel like the Boys are playing the feeble eagles four times with McNabb quarterbacking in DC. It's okay McNabb will look like he's back in Philly as his uni gets green from eating turf all day.
-Dan Synder is probably the only man that could throw Scrooge McDuck's money at a whore and consider himself lucky to get a handjob. He's getting another one this year.
Iggles:
Andy Reid's stomach just finished eating his brain. No idea if that will be an improvement to his quarterback decision matrix that left him with Kevin Kolb and Mike Vick or not. Of the two choices, one guy trained pitbulls to maul each other to death, the other's arm throws like a pitbull is hanging from it.
The Iggles were the first team to put a jail in their stadium. No shocker there since these are the same people that boo Santa Claus and drink the downstream water of New Jersey. This year the only way they'll keep the fans there is if they keep 'em all locked in their little jail cell from weeks 1 and 2 when the season takes a turn for the ugly. This season will be about as humorless as an early morning breakfast with Ron Jaworski and Joe Theisman after they double teamed one of Steve Phillips ESPN's sloppy seconds. Yeah that's one of them below.
Gmen:
A Thundering herd of GNicksa@yahoo.com s. Ooh, scary. Lock up your girlfriends they are about to get leered at, creeped out, and shrugged at repetitively. How this franchise has multiple superbowls is as mystifying as how Mike Tyson can keep an armada of carrier pigeons without constantly picking feathers out of his teeth when he remembers he's Mike Tyson and eats them whole.
They live in New Jersey and share a home there with other New Yorkers. I've seen this show it's called the Jersey Shore. Eli Manning is that bitch Ronnie who can't hold his liquor, can't keep his girl, and thinks the fat chick he's hooking up with is actually twins. Their runningback looks like JWow but really is a lumpy Snooki. Btw, The Situation is playing for the Jets this year and he just got re-signed.
--If you guys are going to bring it, I suggest you bring it, because you just got doused in a juice-soon.
Saints by double digits. Look out league it wasn't a fluke. And fans, look for a special Who Dat before kick off.
-Before Roro gets in a dizzy tizzy, I'll say what he's too scared to say.... the Cowboys will be super bowl champions this year and I'll be rooting for the winning home team on Turkey day and the same team in the doozy of a NFC Championship game.
Deadskins:
-Mike Shanahan always looks like he's passing a Buick. Everyday he he looks at Albert Haynesworth he must feel like he's passing one too.
-It'll feel like the Boys are playing the feeble eagles four times with McNabb quarterbacking in DC. It's okay McNabb will look like he's back in Philly as his uni gets green from eating turf all day.
-Dan Synder is probably the only man that could throw Scrooge McDuck's money at a whore and consider himself lucky to get a handjob. He's getting another one this year.
Iggles:
Andy Reid's stomach just finished eating his brain. No idea if that will be an improvement to his quarterback decision matrix that left him with Kevin Kolb and Mike Vick or not. Of the two choices, one guy trained pitbulls to maul each other to death, the other's arm throws like a pitbull is hanging from it.
The Iggles were the first team to put a jail in their stadium. No shocker there since these are the same people that boo Santa Claus and drink the downstream water of New Jersey. This year the only way they'll keep the fans there is if they keep 'em all locked in their little jail cell from weeks 1 and 2 when the season takes a turn for the ugly. This season will be about as humorless as an early morning breakfast with Ron Jaworski and Joe Theisman after they double teamed one of Steve Phillips ESPN's sloppy seconds. Yeah that's one of them below.
Gmen:
A Thundering herd of GNicksa@yahoo.com s. Ooh, scary. Lock up your girlfriends they are about to get leered at, creeped out, and shrugged at repetitively. How this franchise has multiple superbowls is as mystifying as how Mike Tyson can keep an armada of carrier pigeons without constantly picking feathers out of his teeth when he remembers he's Mike Tyson and eats them whole.
They live in New Jersey and share a home there with other New Yorkers. I've seen this show it's called the Jersey Shore. Eli Manning is that bitch Ronnie who can't hold his liquor, can't keep his girl, and thinks the fat chick he's hooking up with is actually twins. Their runningback looks like JWow but really is a lumpy Snooki. Btw, The Situation is playing for the Jets this year and he just got re-signed.
--If you guys are going to bring it, I suggest you bring it, because you just got doused in a juice-soon.
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